KENNY'S UPDATE - 8/1/07
Hello. This is Kenny Mayne, author.
I don't have any new web videos to show you right now. I've been too busy writing this stupid book. I have another 220 pages to go. Hopefully, they'll let me run 120 pages of old photos. That way, I can keep the money set aside for a photographer and I'd only have to write captions on those pages instead of full sentences with commas and everything.
I have a title for my book but I don't really know what it's about yet.
I can't believe Crown fell for the load of crap my literary agent sold them. I can't believe I have a literary agent.
This is getting pretty dark. I'd better write some inspirational stuff. But not right now, I'm busy. The book doesn't even come out until next April. Why do they want the words so far in advance? What are they doing, chiseling the words into stone? I thought everybody had computers at this point. Except for Amish people. How do they look stuff up on Google?
Next time I write I will give you a full paragraph of something that's been written so that you don't think this whole thing is a joke.
The part about taking on Harry Potter was the joke. But we mean business about having a book. One day.
Click on the videos below to practice for when I make up a new one.
Word of the day (or week, if I don't update this very often) is:
Remember, Wiffle has no H in it even though it was printed that way the other day (with an H) in the New York Times. Who can you trust these days? You can't trust me to write a book, that's for sure.