Hello, My Name Is Pabst
By Miek Bruno and Kerry Sparks
By Miek Bruno and Kerry Sparks
By Miek Bruno and Kerry Sparks
By Miek Bruno and Kerry Sparks
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$16.00
Oct 23, 2012 | ISBN 9780770435936
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Oct 23, 2012 | ISBN 9780770435943
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Praise
“There will be no duplication when you pick a name from Hello, My Name is Pabst.”—Parenting
“Hello, My Name is Pabst is a funny and refreshing take on the difficult business of figuring out what to call your child. And what not to call it. Probably shouldn’t call your child ‘it’, actually.” —Jeffrey Brown, author of Darth Vader and Son and Cats Are Weird
“Finally, a baby name book that breaks fresh ground for the hipster infants of today, who will rule the kindergarten with names like Zuccotti, Seitan, Fixie or Generic Surplus.”—Rob Sheffield, author of Love Is a Mix Tape and Talking to Girls About Duran Duran
Table Of Contents
Contents
Introduction
Names That Fit into Skinny Jeans
Names for Your Animal Collective
Burly-Woodsman Baby Names
Names That Look Good Painted on a Food Truck
Names That Will Grow into a Mustache
Your Future Fixie Owner
Names for Your Little Birdie
Names for Freaks and Geeks
Names You Can Take for a Hike
Names to Resurrect with Your Steampunk Time Machine
Names You Can Drink at the Bar
Brew-Your-Own-Craft-Beer Names
Names (Not) Coming to a Theater Near You
On-the-Road-Trip Names
Morbid Names for Your Little Goth Prince/ss of Darkness
Names That Can Rock a Bonnet
Itsy-Bitsy Names to Tuck in Your Tote Bag
Secondhand Baby Names
Vegan/Gluten Free Names
Names Fit for a Sideshow
These are the Names in Your Hipster Neighborhood
Names That Could Rock a Miranda July Haircut
Scary Monster (and Super Creep) Names
Names to Go West, Young Rockabilly
Names That Flip You the Bird, Then Spit in your Face
Names You Can Spell, Punctuate, and Calculate
Names for Nihilists
Names That Kick Ass on the Roller Derby Track
Easy-to-Assemble Ikea Names
Names for Your So-Called Life
Names with Dreads
Brave New Baby Names
Names for Your Little Architect
Names for Your Spiritual Baby
Names for a Mad Scientist
Names for a Kickball Dream Team
Names that Can be Tagged on Walls and Bathroom Stalls
Names to Shout Out at Open-Mike Night
Names for a Hello Kitty Lunch Box
Names for Your Future Kicks Addict
Names to be Letterpressed
Names That Will Reach the Final Level
Fashion-Victim Baby Names
Names That Belong in a Dialog Bubble
Names for a Saturday Morning
Names to CTRL + C or CTRL + V
Art Star Baby Names
Names That Can Live on Ramen Noodles
Names That Bang Heads and Worship the Devil
Names for Loitering Around the Coffee Shop
Names That Wear Cozy Legwarmers
Boys-Who-Are-Girls-Who-Are-Girls-Who-Are-Boy’ Names
Names That Will Rule the Half-Pipe
One-Of-A-Kind Baby Boomer Names
Names for Your Future Expat
Names That Can Occupy Wall Street
Bad Religion Baby Names
Alternative Nation Baby Names
Names That Get the Party Started
Names for Your Little Gardener
The Internet Is Leaking Names
Little Britain Baby Names
Names Handmade by Etsy
Woe-Is-Hipster Baby Names
My Names Seems to Be a Verb
Ping-Pong Names
Names That Do Brunch
Names for Gadget Geeks
Dude, Where’s My Baby Names
Names That Smell Like Teen Spirit
Names You Can Smoke
One Man’s Trash Is Another Freegan Baby Name
Names That Are Out of the Closets and into the Streets
Names to Tattoo on Your Baby
Names for a Rebel Without a Cause
Names That Can Dance If They Want To
Names to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse
Epilogue
21 Books You’ve Been Meaning to Read
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