/* This JavaScript (Random Quotes) developed by Scott Clark
The Source is available at http://www.clarksco.com/blog/
Copyright 2005 Clark Consulting */

var num_of_quotes = 42;
quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random());

if (quotes==0) {
body="Not all who wander are lost.";
title="J.R.R. Tolkien";
}

if (quotes==1) {
body="Luck never gives: it only lends.";
title="Ancient Chinese proverb";
}

if (quotes==2) {

body="Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.";
title="Anonymous";
}

if (quotes==3) {

body="Can you make yourself love? Can you make yourself be loved?";
title="Lena Kaligaris";
}

if (quotes==4) {
title="Jerry Seinfeld";
body="There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.";
}

if (quotes==5) {
title="Proverb";
body="Love is like war: easy to begin. Hard to end.";
}

if (quotes==6) {
body="I have seen the future and it’s like the present. Only longer. ";
title="Dan Quisenberry";
}

if (quotes==7) {
body="Sometimes you’re the windshield; sometimes you’re the bug.";
title="Mark Knopfler";
}

if (quotes==8) {

body="If you feel like you’re under control, you’re just not going fast enough.";
title="Mario Andretti";
}

if (quotes==9) {

body="Time tells the truth.";
title="Fortune cookie";
}

if (quotes==10) {
title="Anonymous";
body="Of the thirty-six ways of avoiding disaster, running away is best.";
}

if (quotes==11) {
title="Kelly Marquette, aka Skeletor";
body="Life is so … whatever.";
}

if (quotes==12) {
body="Wish for what you want. Work for what you need.";
title="Carmen’s grandmother";
}

if (quotes==13) {

body="My karma ran over my dogma.";
title="Bumper sticker";
}

if (quotes==14) {

body="What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.";
title="Ralph Waldo Emerson";
}

if (quotes==15) {

body="All Moanday, Tearday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday, Shatterday.";
title="James Joyce";
}

if (quotes==16) {

body="Is there world enough for me?";
title="Jane Frances";
}

if (quotes==17) {
	
title="Peter Gabriel";
body="In your eyes I am complete.";
}

if (quotes==18) {
	
title="Beck";
body="We will go, nowhere we know, we don’t have to talk at all. ";
}

if (quotes==19) {
body="Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.";
title="Dorothy Parker";
}

if (quotes==20) {

body="Nothing is too wonderful to be true.";
title="Michael Faraday";
}

if (quotes==21) {

body="I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.";
title="Lord Byron";
}

if (quotes==22) {

body="All Moanday, Tearday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday, Shatterday.";
title="Groucho Marx";
}

if (quotes==23) {

body="On the other hand, you have different fingers.";
title="Jack Handey";
}

if (quotes==24) {

body="…You can see only as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.";
title="E.L. Doctorow";
}

if (quotes==25) {

body="Lovers alone wear sunlight";
title="e.e. cummings";
}

if (quotes==26) {

body="Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death. That’s all.";
title="William Goldman";
}

if (quotes==27) {

body="Some things have to be believed to be seen.";
title="Ralph Hodgson";

}if (quotes==28) {

body="Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.";
title="Graffiti";
}

if (quotes==29) {

body="Sometimes you need to make a mess.";
title="Loretta, the Rollinses’ housekeeper";
}

if (quotes==30) {

body="Fear is that little dark-room where negatives are developed.";
title="Michael Pritchard";
}

if (quotes==31) {

body="If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.";
title="Italian proverb";
}

if (quotes==32) {

body="Please give me a second grace.";
title="Nick Drake";
}

if (quotes==33) {

body="Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.";
title="John Lehman";
}

if (quotes==34) {

body="Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.";
title="Charlie Brown";
}

if (quotes==35) {

body="He made the world to be a grassy road before her wandering feet.";
title="W.B. Yeats";
}

if (quotes==36) {

body="There is no remedy for love but to love more.";
title="Henry David Thoreau";
}

if (quotes==37) {

body="A pigeon is the same thing as a dove. Did you know that?";
title="Bridget Vreeland";

}if (quotes==38) {

body="Pools of sorrow. Waves of joy.";
title="John Lennon and Paul McCartney";
}

if (quotes==39) {

body="Let me feel now what sharp distress I may.";
title="Charles Dickens";
}

if (quotes==40) {

body="We are born not once, but again and again.";
title="William Charles";
}

if (quotes==41) {

body="Let the golden age begin.";
title="Beck";
}


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