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The hottest guy in school bumps into you and starts telling you about his weekend. You: Can’t wait until he shuts up - handsome or not, he’s a total bore. You match his stories with a few of your own weekend escapades. Follow every last word that exits his luscious lips. You stay up-to-date with the latest trends by: Creating them yourself. Reading up on the latest fashion and celebrity gossip magazines. What trends? How many friends do you have? A few. You prefer quality companions with similar interests over quantity. Too many to count; everyone knows & loves you! None. You prefer your own company. When there is a sporting event at your school, you are most likely to : Sit in the stands by the visitors’ side – you want to avoid the crowds and chaos. Stay at home – who cares about the game? Sit in the stands with a group of people and cheer for your team. The popular girl in school approaches you and asks you to be part of her clique. You would most likely: Tell her to get lost; you love your own individuality. Reject her offer, you’re already part of a rival clique. Turn speechless. Did the most popular girl just approach you. You’ve been bad-mouthing another student until your conscience kicks in, do you: Keep quiet. You’re scared that everyone will think less of you. Keep spreading those rumors. Who are they going to believe anyway: you or them? Explain to everyone the truth and that you were wrong. Which would be your ideal job? Fashion designer Math teacher Tax collector It’s Saturday and you have a date lined up with the coolest person at school. Where do you suggest going? The burger joint downtown. It’s the best place to see and be seen. There is a new art exhibit that recently opened that you’ve been wanting to check out. You have a date?! When not in the company of your classmates, you prefer to: Study. You want to be at the top of your class. Go shopping. Volunteer for an environmental non-profit event.
