the do-gooder fly.
You are a true superhero – a twist of nature gives you a horrible deformity and you use your powers for good. Other people might be tempted to use them for evil (or just check out naked people), but not you. Go you!

If you’re as good of a person as you are a would-be fly, we would totally hang out with you. Keep up the selfless vibes and you’ll be a paragon of a perfect person (and a perfect fly)!