I am eating alone in the lunchroom.
Ever since Katya started smoking cigarettes, she's hanging out
back by the garbage cans, lighting up with the Art Rats. She bags
her lunch, so she takes it out there and eats potato chips in a
haze of nicotine.
I hate smoking, and the Art Rats make me nervous. So here I am:
in my favorite corner of the lunchroom, sitting on the floor with
my back against the wall. I'm eating fries off a tray and drawing
my own stuff--not anything for class.
Dull point; must sharpen pencil.
Hell! Pencil dust in fries.
Whatever. They still taste okay.
KA-POW! Spider-Man smacks Doctor Octopus off the edge of the building
with a swift kick to the jaw. Ock's face contorts as he falls backward,
his metal tentacles flailing with hysterical fear. He has an eighty-story
fall beneath him, and--
Spidey has a great physique. Built, but not too built. Even if I
did draw him myself.
I think I made his butt too small.
I wish I had my pink eraser, I don't like this white one.
Connecting to: leg . . . and . . . quadriceps.
There. A finished Spidey outline. I have to add the suit. And some
shadowing. And the details of the building. Then fill in the rest
of Doc Ock as he hurtles off the edge.
Mmmm. French fries.
Hell again! Ketchup on Spidey.
Lick it off.
Cammie Holmes is staring at me like I'm some lower form of life.
"What are you looking at?" I mutter.
"Then. Stop. Staring," I say, sharpening my pencil again,
though it doesn't need it.
This Cammie is all biscuits. She's stacked like a character in
a comic book. Cantaloupes are strapped to her chest.
Her only redeeming quality.
"Why are you licking your Superman drawing?" Cammie tips
her nose up. "That's so kinky. I mean, I've heard of licking
a centerfold, but licking Superman?"
"Whatever. Get a life, Gretchen."
She's gone. From across the lunchroom comes her nasal voice: "Taffy,
get this: I just caught Gretchen Yee giving oral to some Superman
drawing she made."
Spider. Spider. Spider-Man.
"She would." Taffy Johnson. Stupid tinkly laugh.
Superman is a big meathead. I'd never draw Superman. Much less give
I haven't given anybody oral, anyway.
I hate those girls.
Taffy is doing splits in the middle of the lunchroom floor, which
is just gross. Who wants to see her crotch like that? Though of
course everybody does, and even if they didn't, she wouldn't care
because she's such a unique spirit or whatever.
I hate those girls, and I hate this place: the Manhattan High School
for the Arts. Also known as Ma-Ha.
Supposedly, it's a magnet high school for students talented in
drawing, painting, sculpture or photography. You have to submit
a portfolio to get in, and when I did mine (which was all filled
with inks of comic-book characters I taught myself to draw in junior
high) and when I finally got my acceptance letter, my parents were
really excited. But once you're here, it's nothing but an old, ugly
New York public school building, with angry teachers and crap facilities
like any other city public school--except I've got drawing class
every day, painting once a week and art history twice. I'm in the
Socially, Ma-Ha is like the terrible opposite of the schools you
see on television, where everyone wants to be the same as everyone
else. On TV, if you don't conform and wear what the popular kids
are wearing, and talk like they talk, and act like they do--then
you're a pariah.
Here, everyone wants to be different.
People have mohawks and dreadlocks and outrageous thrift-store
clothes; no one would be caught dead in ordinary jeans and a T-shirt,
because they're all so into expressing their individuality. A girl
from the sculpture program wears a sari every day, even though her
family's Scandinavian. There's that kid who's always got that Pink
Panther doll sticking out of her jacket pocket; the boy who smokes
using a cigarette holder like they did in forties movies; a girl
who's shaved her head and pierced her cheeks; Taffy, who does Martha
Graham-technique modern dance and wears her leotard and sweats all
day; and Cammie, who squeezes herself into tight goth outfits and
paints her lips vampire red.
They all fit in here, or take pride in not fitting in, if that
makes any sense--and if you're an ordinary person you've got to
do something at least, like dye your hair a strange color, because
nothing is scorned so much as normalcy. Everyone's a budding genius
of the art scene; everyone's on the verge of a breakthrough. If
you're a regular-looking person with regular likes and dislikes
and regular clothes,
and you can draw so it looks like the art in a comic book,
but you can't "express your interior life on the page,"
according to Kensington (my drawing teacher),
and if you can't "draw what you see, rather than imitate what's
in that third-rate trash you like to read" (Kensington again),
then you're nothing at Ma-Ha.
Nothing. That's me.
Gretchen Kaufman Yee. Ordinary girl.
Two months ago I capitulated to nonconformity-conformity and had
my hair bleached white and then dyed stop-sign red. It cost sixty
dollars and it pissed off my mother, but it didn't work.
I'm still ordinary.
Excerpted from Fly on the Wall by E. Lockhart Copyright © 2006
by E. Lockhart. Excerpted by permission of Delacorte Books for Young
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