1. Whose bedroom would
you most want to be
a fly on the wall in?
The prom king's.
Your archenemy's (so you can sabotage him
or her later).
Your BFF's (so you can find out what secrets she's keeping from
2. If you could pick
a superhero power to take with you into your fly body,
what would it be?
The strength to kick bad guy butt.
Deathly odor-emitting glands.
3. You're kind of on
a limited time budget in your fly body, and you can
only make it to one of the four events below. Which
one do you check out?
Your ex's date with his new girlfriend.
The school nerds' conversation at lunch, so you can better understand
what it would like to be one of them.
A hot make-out session in the back of some dude's car.
Your school principal's session with his psychologist.
4. Let's say you end
up in the boys' locker room. What's your first thought?
Oh god, how rude of me! I'd better use my 6 little fly hands
to cover up my 4,000 little fly eyes.
I can't wait to laugh at these guys.
My friends are sooo gonna hear about this.
Bring on the butts
5. Once you return to
your human body, what's the first thing you do (after
crying with joy and running around the block a couple
Tell the whole school about all the secret stuff you learned.
Use the stuff you learned to help someone out.
Go flirting, now that you know so much more about the opposite
Tell your pals about all the secret stuff you learned.
What's your favorite (human) body part?
The mouth (the bigger and blabbier, the better).
The bad-guy mustache.
The you-know-what (wink wink, nudge nudge).