2 tsp. Honey
3/4 c. Warm Apple Cider Vinegar

Pour honey into warm vinegar and stir well. Massage mixture first into scalp, then distribute to the ends of your hair. Recite incantation: For hair that shines, where snow might fall, make kittens fly and pansies crawl! Rinse with warm water, then shampoo and condition as usual.

Nighttime Mixture
Juice of 1/2 a lemon
Glass of water

Daylight Herbs (use only one at a time):
Sprig of parsley (for freshness);
1 basil leaf (for comfort);
2-3 seeds of cardamom, fennel, or anise (for strength);
1-2 leaves of rosemary (for romance); or
Sprig of fresh thyme (for courage)

Before bed, squeeze the juice of half a lemon into a glass of water. Rinse and gargle mixture. Recite incantation. Oh putrid stench of breath so vile, make sweet the air from whence I smile! Rinse and gargle again.

The following day, choose one of the daylight herbs from above and chew - slowly ­ for 3 minutes, allowing saliva to build up in the mouth. Herbs may be chewed whenever malodorous mouth odors threaten.

This spell can be repeated as necessary.

3 tsp. fresh lime juice
1 tsp. honey
1 c. water

By the early light of morning, mix lime juice and honey into water. Place in direct sunlight and recite incantation. The power of magic the sun shall wake, moonlight wanes as energy I take! Drink elixir and repeat every morning for 3 months, for best results.

1/4 c. baking soda
1/4 c. corn starch
1 drop tea tree oil
1 clean white cloth, soaked in the light of a full moon

Combine soda, starch, and oil in a small container. Cover and shake well. After mixture is well blended, dust damp cloth with a small portion of the mixture. Recite incantation as you pat cloth onto underarm three times. The birds that fly, the broom that sweeps, make nice the scent from whence it seeps!