Bush's top 7 agenda items for a second term:
- Invade and occupy Iran.
- Make tax cuts permanent for richest 5 percent.
- Patriot II: Let Ashcroft eavesdrop, monitor, watch, question anyone at any time.
- Gut most remaining environment and worker safety protections.
- Pack Supreme Court with Scalia and Thomas clones, to overrule Roe v. Wade, bar gay marriage, and put prayer back in schools.
- Redistrict all congressional seats, to assure a permanent Republican majority.
- Make the budget deficit so big that Social Security has to be privatized because there's no money to fund it.
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Liberals' top 7 things to do to make sure Bush doesn't have a second term:
- Make sure America knows Bush's top 7 second-term agenda items.
- If you're not in a "battle-ground state," call every acquaintance who is, and ask whether they're better off today than four years ago. If the answer is "no," recruit them to go door-to-door for Kerry.
- Leave work from October 19 to November 2, to go door-to-door for Kerry.
- Say "Democrats will give us affordable health care and better jobs" to everyone.
- Call and remind right-wing talk radio hosts that the Framers of the Constitution erected a wall between church and state.
- Mention "Alabama National Guard" every time anyone says "Swift Boat."
- GIVE 'EM HELL.
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