Here at the Blackstone Cinema, we're giving away screensavers for your computer this season. Nobody ever said we weren't on the cutting edge of entertainment technology here in Blackstone, no matter how small a town it is.

Now, we like to think we know a little bit about moving pictures here at the Cinema, and we're pretty sure this screensaver will scare the pants off your computer (if your computer has pants). Not to mention yourself.

--The Cinema management

NEWS FLASH! March 1998:
After a year and four months, the Cinema is cutting back drastically on our available entertainment. The screensavers were fun while they lasted, but lately we've been unable to keep the ZIP files from getting corrupted as they lie in wait for you on our Web server. Rather than raise your hopes and then dash them, we've decided to take the screensavers off the site. In February we gave away screensavers 1 and 2 on disk to those who e-mailed us a request, but we're all out of them now.

Sorry! You'll have to think of new ways to keep your computer amused.