Homo Politicus Quiz

Do you have what it takes to be Homo Politicus? Take this quiz to see exactly where you stand in Potomac Land.

Which of the following describes your ideal dining experience?

At Charlie Palmer’s with a member of the appropriations committee

At home with family and friends

Eating the beating heart of my opponent

Eating leftovers from Congressmen Bill Jefferson’s freezer

My favorite thing to wear is...

An Armani suit

A necklace with a government ID

A Blackberry holster

A U.S. flag lapel pin

Most important person in my life is...

My law partner

My spouse

My child

My committee chairman

Which of the following accurately describes you?

Select as many as apply:

I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it

I am the decider.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

I don't pay attention to the polls.

The most influential person in Washington is...

The Sidwell admissions director

The president

Bob Woodward

The vice president

I make money by...

Farming

Selling my body

Manufacturing

Selling my soul

Which of the following is true?

Select as many as apply:

Saddam Hussein was behind the 9/11 attacks

Saddam Hussein had reconstituted nuclear weapons

The invasion of Iraq was a cake walk

The insurgency is in its last throes

I am attracted to a prospective mate by...

His/her earmarks

His/her looks

His/her appearance on Meet the Press

His/her brains

The most prestigious invitation I have
received was for:

The White House Christmas party

A Redskins game in Jack Abramoff’s Skybox

A cigar dinner at the Cosmos Club.

The Bloomberg Party following the White House Correspondents dinner

I most closely follow the teachings of...

Pat Robertson

Moses

Antonin Scalia

Jesus

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