Ten Speed Press
Humor
17 books found.
Furry Logic: Don't Worry!
Written by Ashleigh Brilliant and Jane Seabrook
- Format: Hardcover
- On Sale: Oct 27, 2009
- Price: $12.99
Give the Bitch Her Chocolate
Written by Ed Polish and Darren Wotz
- Format: Non-traditional book
- On Sale: Mar 1, 2009
- Price: $12.95
In the fifth installment of the best-selling BITCH series, each exuberantly vulgar dictum dishes on the delights of chocolate, coffee, and other intoxicating comestibles, and is thoughtfully paired with a fine vintage illustration.
GIVE THE BITCH HER CHOCOLATE brings a particularly piquant imperiousness to the table, serving up a feast of edible and potable quoteables from diva-licious dames. These hedonistic heroines bring haute cuisine… Read more »
Purry Logic
Written by Jane Seabrook
- Format: Hardcover
- On Sale: Oct 1, 2008
- Price: $9.95
An all-new, all-feline collection of adorable illustrations, humorous sayings, and unadulterated cattitude from the creator of FURRY LOGIC.
Filled with wry witticisms to perk up even the most finicky cat lovers, PURRY LOGIC puts a distinctly feline twist on Jane Seabrook's popular FURRY LOGIC books. This delightful collection presents cuddly cats offering purr-worthy pick-me-ups like, "My only purpose in this life is to rest and recover… Read more »
Furry Logic Wild Wisdom
Written by Jane Seabrook
- Format: Hardcover
- On Sale: Sep 1, 2007
- Price: $9.95
The latest collection to join the bestselling series, FURRY LOGIC WILD WISDOM presents a new medley of adorable animals from the tip of expert watercolorist Jane Seabrook'¬?s tiny paintbrush. Impalas, pandas, penguins, and more share wild wisdom in the form of sharp yet heartening quotations that give a new spin on life'¬?s big and not so big questions. The result is a captivating and satisfying keepsake that can be enjoyed time and time… Read more »
What Shat That?
Written by Matt Pagett
- Format: Trade Paperback
- On Sale: Sep 1, 2007
- Price: $12.95
Ideal for any nature lover or backyard biologist, WHAT SHAT THAT? is an original and insightful survey of the substance that—like it or not—unites every living creature, from your pet dog to the African elephant.The fifty entries found here cover a range of mammals, birds, lizards, and even fish, including common domestic creatures as well as wild and exotic species. Full-color photographs and illustrations reveal each type of poop in… Read more »
I Bitch, Therefore I Am
Written by Ed Polish and Darren Wotz
- Format: Non-traditional book
- On Sale: Mar 1, 2007
- Price: $12.95
An Outrageous Compilation* of Cheeky Wit, Daring Philosophy, and Giddy Impertinence This saucy collection of fiercely feminist declarations paired with vintage advertising images is quite possibly more audacious than its predecessors, YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING and THAT'S QUEEN BITCH TO YOU! Pondering the fine points of bitchiness with provocative panache, this feisty little flipbook is for surly sophisticates, mavens on… Read more »
Blame It on the Dog
Written by Jim Dawson
- Format: Trade Paperback
- On Sale: Sep 1, 2006
- Price: $9.95
Did you know that James Joyce liked to smell his wife'¬?s farts? That some fish communicate by expelling gas? Or that the Pentagon is developing weapons of mass olfactory destruction (WMOD)? That'¬?s just a whiff of what's in store in this breathtaking follow-up to the best-selling fart history, WHO CUT THE CHEESE?In BLAME IT ON THE DOG, eminent fartologist Jim Dawson sniffs out the latest and greatest new items of the past century, from… Read more »
That's Queen Bitch to You!
Written by Ed Polish and Darren Wotz
- Format: Non-traditional book
- On Sale: Feb 1, 2006
- Price: $12.95
The eagerly anticipated follow-up to YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING, this collection of feisty declarations tackles sex, love, betrayal, ambition, menopause, motherhood, pets, housework, diet, and hairstyles. Featuring vintage advertising images paired with bold and defiant affirmations, this fun little flipbook walks a thin line between vulgarity and hilarity with brazen humor and a daring dose of bitchiness.
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Furry Logic Parenthood
Written by Jane Seabrook
- Format: Hardcover
- On Sale: Mar 1, 2005
- Price: $9.95
From the author-illustrator of the best-selling FURRY LOGIC comes a book of smile-provoking, truth-telling adages just for parents. Accompanied by touching water-color paintings of the most expressive animals you've ever seen, FURRY LOGIC PARENTHOOD will speak to the hearts, souls, and funny bones of anyone who's experienced the joys of being a mom or dad. Seabrook's paintings uncannily capture the highs and lows, loves and fears that all parents… Read more »
You Say I'm a Bitch Like It's a Bad Thing
Written by Ed Polish and Darren Wotz
- Format: Non-traditional book
- On Sale: Sep 1, 2004
- Price: $12.95
Bold and defiant like the women profiled between its covers, YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING is a cranked-up collection of affirmations for mommies on the edge, self-styled divas, and domestic goddesses everywhere. Featuring full-color advertising images from the 1950s and 1960s paired with sly, laugh-out-loud sayings, this sassy little gift book tackles issues of love, motherhood, housework, menopause, shopping, and diet with daring… Read more »
The Field Guide to the North American Bird
Written by Lauren Blank and Adam Blank
Illustrated by Michael Moore
- Format: Trade Paperback
- On Sale: May 15, 2004
- Price: $9.95
Let your finger do the talking!There is one gesture that transcends language, race, gender, and age: the bird. Throughout time, man has brandished his middle finger to express anger or insolence, to scorn or to provoke. FIELD GUIDE TO THE NORTH AMERICAN BIRD documents great moments of creativity, ingenuity, and utter stupidity in the history of the one-finger salute. With step-by-step illustrations for more than 50 ways to give someone the finger… Read more »
Furry Logic
Written by Jane Seabrook
- Format: Hardcover
- On Sale: Dec 23, 2003
- Price: $9.95
Guaranteed to coax a smile from the grumpiest of grumps, FURRY LOGIC is a charming little book with a big heart and sly humor. Exquisitely detailed watercolor paintings depicting animals caught up in the joy and drudgery of life are paired with old adages given a new spin for our times. Tender thoughts such as “Smile first thing in the morning—get it over with,” “If you don't agree with me—it means you haven't been listening… Read more »
That's Disgusting!
Written by Greta Garbage
- Format: Trade Paperback
- On Sale: Jul 1, 1999
- Price: $12.95
Who Cut the Cheese?
Written by Jim Dawson
- Format: Trade Paperback
- On Sale: Dec 1, 1998
- Price: $9.95
We've told you HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS. We've taken you UP SHIT CREEK. Now, we dare to ask the eternal question...WHO CUT THE CHEESE? Which is to say, what exactly is a fart? Why do we do it? Why do we hide it when we do it? And why do we find farts so darn funny? A cut above anything else on the subject, this book really lets go and tells all, getting to the bottom of these mysteries. Author Jim sniffs out a load of historical and scientific… Read more »
Up Shit Creek
Written by Joe Lindsay
- Format: Trade Paperback
- On Sale: Aug 1, 1997
- Price: $9.95
We all know HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS—but do we dare? After reading this uproarious collection of "fecal misadventures" from a veteran river-rafting guide and yarn spinner extraordinaire, you may think twice before venturing out into the great beyond...or even down the hall to your nice safe water closet. Read more »
Menopaws
Written by Martha Sacks
Illustrated by Jack E. Davis
- Format: Trade Paperback
- On Sale: Aug 1, 1995
- Price: $12.95
A full-color book of gentle humor providing inspiration and playful coping strategies for millions of women a bit apprehensive about the change of life. Illustrating this delightful collection of tips are 48 paintings of the spunkiest, cleverest, most inspiring cats ever seen. A perfect gift. Read more »
The Original Road Kill Cookbook
Written by B.R. Peterson
Illustrated by J. Angus Mclean
- Format: Trade Paperback
- On Sale: May 1, 1987
- Price: $7.95
