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Earn Your MBA on the Toilet
Unleash Unlimited Power and Wealth from Your Bathroom
Written by Kasper Hauser
Format: Hardcover, 128 pages
On Sale: May 7, 2013
Price: $12.99
Move over Harvard, Stanford, and Wharton--there's a new top-ranking MBA program in town! With the Kasper Hauser Continuing Education Academy, all it takes is a few minutes and a roll of bathroom tissue to earn a fully-accredited executive business degree.
For the hundreds of millions of Americans who are looking for better... Read more >
Unleash Unlimited Power and Wealth from Your Bathroom
Written by Kasper Hauser
Format: Hardcover, 128 pages
On Sale: May 7, 2013
Price: $12.99
Move over Harvard, Stanford, and Wharton--there's a new top-ranking MBA program in town! With the Kasper Hauser Continuing Education Academy, all it takes is a few minutes and a roll of bathroom tissue to earn a fully-accredited executive business degree.
For the hundreds of millions of Americans who are looking for better... Read more >
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Earn Your MBA on the Toilet
Unleash Unlimited Power and Wealth from Your Bathroom
Written by Kasper Hauser
Format: eBook, 128 pages
On Sale: May 7, 2013
Price: $9.99
Move over Harvard, Stanford, and Wharton--there's a new top-ranking MBA program in town! With the Kasper Hauser Continuing Education Academy, all it takes is a few minutes and a roll of bathroom tissue to earn a fully-accredited executive business degree.
For the hundreds of millions of Americans who are looking for better... Read more >
Unleash Unlimited Power and Wealth from Your Bathroom
Written by Kasper Hauser
Format: eBook, 128 pages
On Sale: May 7, 2013
Price: $9.99
Move over Harvard, Stanford, and Wharton--there's a new top-ranking MBA program in town! With the Kasper Hauser Continuing Education Academy, all it takes is a few minutes and a roll of bathroom tissue to earn a fully-accredited executive business degree.
For the hundreds of millions of Americans who are looking for better... Read more >
Also available as a
hardcover.
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Henri, le Chat Noir
The Existential Musings of an Angst-Filled Cat
Written by William Braden
Format: Hardcover, 96 pages
On Sale: April 30, 2013
Price: $12.99
This gift book is a collection of photos and quotes from Henri, the existential cat whose ennui has captivated people all over the world. Through his series of short films and interactions with an enthusiastic online community, Henri's contemplation and disillusion with the world has struck a chord with millions of... Read more >
The Existential Musings of an Angst-Filled Cat
Written by William Braden
Format: Hardcover, 96 pages
On Sale: April 30, 2013
Price: $12.99
This gift book is a collection of photos and quotes from Henri, the existential cat whose ennui has captivated people all over the world. Through his series of short films and interactions with an enthusiastic online community, Henri's contemplation and disillusion with the world has struck a chord with millions of... Read more >
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Henri, le Chat Noir
The Existential Musings of an Angst-Filled Cat
Written by William Braden
Format: eBook, 96 pages
On Sale: April 30, 2013
Price: $7.99
The Existential Musings of an Angst-Filled Cat
Written by William Braden
Format: eBook, 96 pages
On Sale: April 30, 2013
Price: $7.99
This gift book is a collection of photos and quotes from Henri, the existential cat whose ennui has captivated people all over the world. Through his series of short films and interactions with an enthusiastic online community, Henri's contemplation and disillusion with the world has struck a chord with millions of...
Read more >
Also available as a
hardcover.
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To My Assistant
Things I'll Never Do to You, But Many Other Crazy Bosses Will
Written by Lydia Whitlock
Format: Trade Paperback, 272 pages
On Sale: April 23, 2013
Price: $12.99
Things I'll Never Do to You, But Many Other Crazy Bosses Will
Written by Lydia Whitlock
Format: Trade Paperback, 272 pages
On Sale: April 23, 2013
Price: $12.99
From the Hollywood assistant trenches, a hilarious guide to surviving life at the bottom of the totem pole.
I will not make you sort my M&Ms by color.
I will not take off four hours in the middle of the day to go shopping and then announce upon my return that “it’s going...
Also available as an
eBook.
To My Assistant
Things I'll Never Do to You, But Many Other Crazy Bosses Will
Written by Lydia Whitlock
Format: eBook, 272 pages
On Sale: April 23, 2013
Price: $9.99
Things I'll Never Do to You, But Many Other Crazy Bosses Will
Written by Lydia Whitlock
Format: eBook, 272 pages
On Sale: April 23, 2013
Price: $9.99
From the Hollywood assistant trenches, a hilarious guide to surviving life at the bottom of the totem pole.
I will not make you sort my M&Ms by color.
I will not take off four hours in the middle of the day to go shopping and then announce upon my return that “it’s going...
Also available as a
trade paperback.
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Careers for Your Cat
Written by Ann Dziemianowicz
Illustrated by Ann Boyajian
Format: eBook, 96 pages
On Sale: December 11, 2012
Price: $9.99
Does your pampered Persian princess have a talent for interior design? Does your dapper tabby harbor the soul of an opera diva? Or is your sleek Siamese with the selective palate a restaurant critic in the making? Cat career coach Ann Dziemianowicz helps our furry companions navigate the increasingly high-stakes feline... Read more >
Written by Ann Dziemianowicz
Illustrated by Ann Boyajian
Format: eBook, 96 pages
On Sale: December 11, 2012
Price: $9.99
Does your pampered Persian princess have a talent for interior design? Does your dapper tabby harbor the soul of an opera diva? Or is your sleek Siamese with the selective palate a restaurant critic in the making? Cat career coach Ann Dziemianowicz helps our furry companions navigate the increasingly high-stakes feline... Read more >
Also available as a
hardcover.
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Fifty Shades of Chicken
A Parody in a Cookbook
Written by F.L. Fowler
Format: Hardcover, 160 pages
On Sale: November 13, 2012
Price: $19.99
Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!
Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.
“I want you to see this. Then you’ll... Read more >
A Parody in a Cookbook
Written by F.L. Fowler
Format: Hardcover, 160 pages
On Sale: November 13, 2012
Price: $19.99
Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!
Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.
“I want you to see this. Then you’ll... Read more >
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eBook.
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Fifty Shades of Chicken
A Parody in a Cookbook
Written by F.L. Fowler
Format: eBook, 160 pages
On Sale: November 13, 2012
Price: $11.99
Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!
Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.
“I want you to see this. Then you’ll... Read more >
A Parody in a Cookbook
Written by F.L. Fowler
Format: eBook, 160 pages
On Sale: November 13, 2012
Price: $11.99
Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!
Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.
“I want you to see this. Then you’ll... Read more >
Also available as a
hardcover.
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I'm a Stranger Here Myself
Notes on Returning to America After 20 Years Away
Written by Bill Bryson
Read by William Roberts
Format: Unabridged Audiobook Download
On Sale: October 2, 2012
Price: $20.00
After living in Britain for two decades, Bill Bryson recently moved back to the United States with his English wife and four children (he had read somewhere that nearly 3 million Americans believed they had been abducted by aliens--as he later put it, "it was clear my people needed me"). They were... Read more >
Notes on Returning to America After 20 Years Away
Written by Bill Bryson
Read by William Roberts
Format: Unabridged Audiobook Download
On Sale: October 2, 2012
Price: $20.00
After living in Britain for two decades, Bill Bryson recently moved back to the United States with his English wife and four children (he had read somewhere that nearly 3 million Americans believed they had been abducted by aliens--as he later put it, "it was clear my people needed me"). They were... Read more >
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Down in the Hole
The unWired World of H.B. Ogden
Written by Joy DeLyria and Sean Michael Robinson
Format: Hardcover, 144 pages
On Sale: September 11, 2012
Price: $19.95
Highly anticipated since its initial online appearance and immediate viral proliferation, first-time authors and ersatz Victorian scholars Joy DeLyria and Sean Michael Robinson have painstakingly created a satirical and fictional world based on the characters and narrative of television's most loved drama, The Wire.
To be published in time to celebrate... Read more >
The unWired World of H.B. Ogden
Written by Joy DeLyria and Sean Michael Robinson
Format: Hardcover, 144 pages
On Sale: September 11, 2012
Price: $19.95
Highly anticipated since its initial online appearance and immediate viral proliferation, first-time authors and ersatz Victorian scholars Joy DeLyria and Sean Michael Robinson have painstakingly created a satirical and fictional world based on the characters and narrative of television's most loved drama, The Wire.
To be published in time to celebrate... Read more >
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Don't Let the Republican Drive the Bus!
A Parody for Voters
Written by Erich Origen and Gan Golan
Format: eBook, 44 pages
On Sale: August 7, 2012
Price: $9.99
A Parody for Voters
Written by Erich Origen and Gan Golan
Format: eBook, 44 pages
On Sale: August 7, 2012
Price: $9.99
From the satirical masterminds behind the New York Times best-seller Goodnight Bush (more than 125,000 copies sold) comes this scathingly funny political parody of the contemporary children's classic Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!
As any left-leaning parent of small children will tell you, these days it seems like the Republican Party is...
Also available as a
hardcover.
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Don't Let the Republican Drive the Bus!
A Parody for Voters
Written by Erich Origen and Gan Golan
Format: Hardcover, 44 pages
On Sale: August 7, 2012
Price: $14.99
A Parody for Voters
Written by Erich Origen and Gan Golan
Format: Hardcover, 44 pages
On Sale: August 7, 2012
Price: $14.99
From the satirical masterminds behind the New York Times best-seller Goodnight Bush (more than 125,000 copies sold) comes this scathingly funny political parody of the contemporary children's classic Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!
As any left-leaning parent of small children will tell you, these days it seems like the Republican Party is...
Also available as an
eBook.
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How to Sharpen Pencils
A Practical & Theoretical Treatise on the Artisanal Craft of Pencil Sharpening for Writers, Artists, Contractors, Flange Turners, Anglesmiths, & Civil Servants
Written by David Rees
Introduction by John Hodgman
Format: Hardcover, 224 pages
On Sale: April 10, 2012
Price: $19.95
A hilarious guide to the lost art of artisanal pencil sharpening
"...I am so thrilled David Rees is picking up the reins of the forgotten art of manual graphite-encased-in-wood point-crafting. I love my pencil!"
—AMY SEDARIS
"You may think that sharpening a pencil is easy, but David Rees makes it look hard, and that... Read more >
A Practical & Theoretical Treatise on the Artisanal Craft of Pencil Sharpening for Writers, Artists, Contractors, Flange Turners, Anglesmiths, & Civil Servants
Written by David Rees
Introduction by John Hodgman
Format: Hardcover, 224 pages
On Sale: April 10, 2012
Price: $19.95
A hilarious guide to the lost art of artisanal pencil sharpening
"...I am so thrilled David Rees is picking up the reins of the forgotten art of manual graphite-encased-in-wood point-crafting. I love my pencil!"
—AMY SEDARIS
"You may think that sharpening a pencil is easy, but David Rees makes it look hard, and that... Read more >
Also available as an
eBook and a
trade paperback.
How to Sharpen Pencils
A Practical & Theoretical Treatise on the Artisanal Craft of Pencil Sharpening for Writers, Artists, Contractors, Flange Turners, Anglesmiths, & Civil Servants
Written by David Rees
Introduction by John Hodgman
Format: eBook
On Sale: April 10, 2012
Price: $19.95
A hilarious guide to the lost art of artisanal pencil sharpening
"...I am so thrilled David Rees is picking up the reins of the forgotten art of manual graphite-encased-in-wood point-crafting. I love my pencil!"
—AMY SEDARIS
"You may think that sharpening a pencil is easy, but David Rees makes it look hard, and that... Read more >
A Practical & Theoretical Treatise on the Artisanal Craft of Pencil Sharpening for Writers, Artists, Contractors, Flange Turners, Anglesmiths, & Civil Servants
Written by David Rees
Introduction by John Hodgman
Format: eBook
On Sale: April 10, 2012
Price: $19.95
A hilarious guide to the lost art of artisanal pencil sharpening
"...I am so thrilled David Rees is picking up the reins of the forgotten art of manual graphite-encased-in-wood point-crafting. I love my pencil!"
—AMY SEDARIS
"You may think that sharpening a pencil is easy, but David Rees makes it look hard, and that... Read more >
Also available as a
hardcover and a
trade paperback.
The Onion Presents: Love, Sex, and Other Natural Disasters
Relationship Reporting from America's Finest News Source
Written by The Staff of The Onion
Format: eBook
On Sale: January 31, 2012
Price: $12.95
Here are more than one hundred news stories of high-school sweethearts, college hook-ups, dating disasters, weddings, divorces, and restraining orders. From “18-Year-Old Miraculously Finds Soulmate in Hometown” to “Couple Forgets 70th Wedding Anniversary,” these reports capture the heartbreak and hilarity of the human experience. Read more >
Relationship Reporting from America's Finest News Source
Written by The Staff of The Onion
Format: eBook
On Sale: January 31, 2012
Price: $12.95
Here are more than one hundred news stories of high-school sweethearts, college hook-ups, dating disasters, weddings, divorces, and restraining orders. From “18-Year-Old Miraculously Finds Soulmate in Hometown” to “Couple Forgets 70th Wedding Anniversary,” these reports capture the heartbreak and hilarity of the human experience. Read more >
Also available as a
trade paperback.
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The Onion Presents: Love, Sex, and Other Natural Disasters
Relationship Reporting from America's Finest News Source
Written by The Staff of The Onion
Format: Trade Paperback, 144 pages
On Sale: January 10, 2012
Price: $12.95
Here are more than one hundred news stories of high-school sweethearts, college hook-ups, dating disasters, weddings, divorces, and restraining orders. From “18-Year-Old Miraculously Finds Soulmate in Hometown” to “Couple Forgets 70th Wedding Anniversary,” these reports capture the heartbreak and hilarity of the human experience.
Read more >
Relationship Reporting from America's Finest News Source
Written by The Staff of The Onion
Format: Trade Paperback, 144 pages
On Sale: January 10, 2012
Price: $12.95
Here are more than one hundred news stories of high-school sweethearts, college hook-ups, dating disasters, weddings, divorces, and restraining orders. From “18-Year-Old Miraculously Finds Soulmate in Hometown” to “Couple Forgets 70th Wedding Anniversary,” these reports capture the heartbreak and hilarity of the human experience.
Read more >
Also available as an
eBook.
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The Onion Presents: Christmas Exposed
Written by The Onion Staff
Format: Trade Paperback, 176 pages
On Sale: October 25, 2011
Price: $12.95
Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without impulse-priced holiday gift books—and now The Onion has unleashed its award-winning team of investigative journalists upon the genre. Christmas Exposed features more than one hundred shocking tales of Secret Santas, shopping mall mayhem,
dysfunctional family dinners, and much, much more. Read more >
Written by The Onion Staff
Format: Trade Paperback, 176 pages
On Sale: October 25, 2011
Price: $12.95
Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without impulse-priced holiday gift books—and now The Onion has unleashed its award-winning team of investigative journalists upon the genre. Christmas Exposed features more than one hundred shocking tales of Secret Santas, shopping mall mayhem,
dysfunctional family dinners, and much, much more. Read more >
Also available as an
eBook.
The Onion Presents: Christmas Exposed
Written by The Onion Staff
Format: eBook
On Sale: October 25, 2011
Price: $12.95
Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without impulse-priced holiday gift books—and now The Onion has unleashed its award-winning team of investigative journalists upon the genre. Christmas Exposed features more than one hundred shocking tales of Secret Santas, shopping mall mayhem,
dysfunctional family dinners, and much, much more.
From the Trade Paperback edition. Read more >
Written by The Onion Staff
Format: eBook
On Sale: October 25, 2011
Price: $12.95
Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without impulse-priced holiday gift books—and now The Onion has unleashed its award-winning team of investigative journalists upon the genre. Christmas Exposed features more than one hundred shocking tales of Secret Santas, shopping mall mayhem,
dysfunctional family dinners, and much, much more.
From the Trade Paperback edition. Read more >
Also available as a
trade paperback.
How to Survive a Horror Movie
Written by Seth Grahame-Smith
Format: eBook
On Sale: May 18, 2011
Price: $14.95
Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted Japanese videocassettes, How to Survive a Horror Movie shows how to defeat every obstacle found in scary films. Readers will discover:
• How to Perform an Exorcism
• What to Do If... Read more >
Written by Seth Grahame-Smith
Format: eBook
On Sale: May 18, 2011
Price: $14.95
Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted Japanese videocassettes, How to Survive a Horror Movie shows how to defeat every obstacle found in scary films. Readers will discover:
• How to Perform an Exorcism
• What to Do If... Read more >
Also available as a
trade paperback.
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Pat the Zombie
A Cruel (Adult) Spoof
Written by Aaron Ximm
Illustrated by Kaveh Soofi
Format: Trade Paperback, 20 pages
On Sale: April 26, 2011
Price: $11.99
A macabre mash-up of the children’s classic Pat the Bunny and the present-day zombie phenomenon, with the tactile features of the original book revoltingly re-imagined for an adult audience.
In the hemorrhagic vein of other zombie parodies, Pat the Zombie presents trusting toddler Judy playing peek-a-boo with a putrefying Paul. Grownup fans of... Read more >
A Cruel (Adult) Spoof
Written by Aaron Ximm
Illustrated by Kaveh Soofi
Format: Trade Paperback, 20 pages
On Sale: April 26, 2011
Price: $11.99
A macabre mash-up of the children’s classic Pat the Bunny and the present-day zombie phenomenon, with the tactile features of the original book revoltingly re-imagined for an adult audience.
In the hemorrhagic vein of other zombie parodies, Pat the Zombie presents trusting toddler Judy playing peek-a-boo with a putrefying Paul. Grownup fans of... Read more >
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Write More Good
An Absolutely Phony Guide
Written by The Bureau Chiefs
Foreword by Roger Ebert
Format: Trade Paperback, 272 pages
On Sale: April 5, 2011
Price: $13.00
Still clinging to your dog-eared dictionary? So attached to The Elements of Style that you named your rabbits Strunk and White? Maybe you’re a beleaguered reporter, or a type-A newspaper reader who unwinds by e-mailing the editor about whether “tweet” is a verb?
It’s time to face up to reality: Writing clearly... Read more >
An Absolutely Phony Guide
Written by The Bureau Chiefs
Foreword by Roger Ebert
Format: Trade Paperback, 272 pages
On Sale: April 5, 2011
Price: $13.00
Still clinging to your dog-eared dictionary? So attached to The Elements of Style that you named your rabbits Strunk and White? Maybe you’re a beleaguered reporter, or a type-A newspaper reader who unwinds by e-mailing the editor about whether “tweet” is a verb?
It’s time to face up to reality: Writing clearly... Read more >
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eBook.
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Write More Good
An Absolutely Phony Guide
Written by The Bureau Chiefs
Format: eBook
On Sale: April 5, 2011
Price: $11.99
Still clinging to your dog-eared dictionary? So attached to The Elements of Style that you named your rabbits Strunk and White? Maybe you’re a beleaguered reporter, or a type-A newspaper reader who unwinds by e-mailing the editor about whether “tweet” is a verb?
It’s time to face up to reality: Writing clearly... Read more >
An Absolutely Phony Guide
Written by The Bureau Chiefs
Format: eBook
On Sale: April 5, 2011
Price: $11.99
Still clinging to your dog-eared dictionary? So attached to The Elements of Style that you named your rabbits Strunk and White? Maybe you’re a beleaguered reporter, or a type-A newspaper reader who unwinds by e-mailing the editor about whether “tweet” is a verb?
It’s time to face up to reality: Writing clearly... Read more >
Also available as a
trade paperback.
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Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!
Written by Erma Bombeck and Bil Keane
Format: eBook, 176 pages
On Sale: March 30, 2011
Price: $6.99
"She goes a long way with her book to prove that humor is the best -- possibly the only -- way to keep the world on an even keel."
CHICAGO SUN-TIMES
Remember the things Mother used to say? Erma Bombeck remembers them all and now she's using them on her own kids! With... Read more >
Written by Erma Bombeck and Bil Keane
Format: eBook, 176 pages
On Sale: March 30, 2011
Price: $6.99
"She goes a long way with her book to prove that humor is the best -- possibly the only -- way to keep the world on an even keel."
CHICAGO SUN-TIMES
Remember the things Mother used to say? Erma Bombeck remembers them all and now she's using them on her own kids! With... Read more >
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paperback.
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I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression
Written by Erma Bombeck
Format: eBook, 192 pages
On Sale: February 23, 2011
Price: $11.99
Erma Bombeck has learned a few things about children and family over the years--and in a way that is uniquely and wonderfully her own, she shares everything she knows with her readers. Whether it's cleaning up after the kids and him, or expendable mothers-in-law, Erma Bombeck gets to the heart of... Read more >
Written by Erma Bombeck
Format: eBook, 192 pages
On Sale: February 23, 2011
Price: $11.99
Erma Bombeck has learned a few things about children and family over the years--and in a way that is uniquely and wonderfully her own, she shares everything she knows with her readers. Whether it's cleaning up after the kids and him, or expendable mothers-in-law, Erma Bombeck gets to the heart of... Read more >
Also available as a
trade paperback.
