Looking for rhyme or reason or a clearly articulated selection criteria? Keep lookin, my friend.

Haiku

A call for the complete elimination of internet-disseminated haiku.
www.phenry.org/junkdrawer/haiku
He may have a point.

Haiku Circus
www.haikucircus.com
I love this so much I seriously don’t know what to do with myself.

Craigslist haiku forum
http://forums.newyork.craigslist.org/?forumID=575
Haiku born of the longing and lonely and sent to live on a message board.

Gay Haiku
www.gayhaiku.com
Joel Derfner is funny, and even better, his name is slightly weird, just like mine.

Honku
www.honku.org
The cornerstone of the community-based grassroots haiku movement, and also, a delight. Oh, you didn’t know there was a movement? What, have you been living under a rock?

Hipsters

Hipster Bingo
http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/bingo.html
What is funnier? Answer: nothing. Except perhaps…

…Random House's growing market domination of hipster books:

A Field Guide to the Urban Hipster
www.urbanhipster.com

The Hipster Handbook
www.hipsterhandbook.com

The Rock Snob's Dictionary
www.snobsite.com

Yeah, they're pretty funny.

Find good bands you will like

Oh My Rockness
www.ohmyrockness.com
Exhaustive. Not exhausting.

Pitchfork Media
www.pitchforkmedia.com
Read. Reap.

Make cool stuff you will like

Readymade
www.readymademag.com
Comes the project madness.

Threadless
www.threadless.com
Design a nifty t-shirt.

…Or just buy cool stuff from people who are better at making it than you

Renegade Craft Fair
www.renegadecraft.com
The eyes of the owl are upon you!

Naughty Secretary Club
www.naughtysecretaryclub.com
The jewels of delight.

Cut and Paste
www.cutxpaste.com
Danger, Will Crafterson.

Read funny things you will like

John Hodgman’s Empire of Cleverness
www.areasofmyexpertise.com
incredibly charming person writes book, becomes a PC.

Craiglist haiku forum
http://forums.newyork.craigslist.org/?forumID=575
Haiku born of the longing and lonely and sent to live on a message board.

Get Your War On, et. al.
www.mnftiu.cc
The unstoppable David Rees.

The Morning News
www.themorningnews.org

A little bit of all the stuff you like: people, opinion, satire, gossip, dogs, bossiness.

Wank around online because clearly, if you are here, you like doing that sort of thing

Nerdfight
www.nerdfight.com
We all win.

Oh My, That’s Awesome
www.ohmythatsawesome.com
I don’t often speak for the entire human race, but I really think we would all like to go shopping with these people.

Teen Girl Squad
www.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html
Are you ready to look So Good?

They Fight Crime!
www.black-ink.org/fightcrime.htm
Random crime-fighting team generator.

The Gilded Moose
www.thegildedmoose.com

Go Fug Yourself
www.gofugyourself.com

Cute Overload
www.cuteoverload.com
Not only are these people funny, the people they’re friends with are funny.