Nicholas Palihnic is a natty, tweed-suited hustler who knows every nook and cranny of New York–and a thousand ways to break a girl’s heart. Beatrice Belarus is a Manhattan art dealer with an insatiable appetite for money–and for anyone who gets in her way. And a painting titled Trampoline Nude, 1972 has neither nudity nor a trampoline. But when Nicholas is hired by an insurance company to find the recently stolen painting, a murdered art thief points him to a trove of gold buried beneath Manhattan–and suddenly all roads are leading back to Beatrice. As fortune hunters, lovers, and other strangers gather around him, there’s one thing Nicholas must remember above all else: in this business, it’s better to be crooked than dead....
Brian M. Wiprud
About Brian M. Wiprud
Brian M. Wiprud Age: Wears red tennis shoes Physical Description: Diabolical & Occasionally Fiendish Profession: Mystery Author, Outdoor Writer & Photographer Accomplishments: *Independent Mystery Bookseller's Association Bestseller *Lefty Award for Most Humorous Novel *Barry Award Nominee for Best Paperback Original Favorite Books:The Squid and I, Chuck Flink Tubing Badgers for Fun and Profit, Bubbles McCoy Favorite Movies: "Bowanga! Bowanga!," "Eegah!" Hobbies: Knife Throwing, Sword Swallowing, Hanging by Fish Hooks Favorite Lines: "What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe." WC Fields. Favorite Scotch: Bourbon
"Thrilling... Wiprud's engaging, hard-boiled style draws readers into both the art world and the underworld of New York, and his colorful cast keeps things moving with wit to spare."—Publishers Weekly