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Affirmations for Cynics

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On Sale: February 10, 2010
Pages: 192 | ISBN: 978-0-307-56069-8
Published by : Crown Archetype Crown Archetype
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Tonight, by moonlight, I will rake my
leaves into my neighbor's yard.
Had it up to here with sugary-sweet affirmation books that ignore the pleasures of resentment and mean-spiritedness? Tired of the self-helpaholics who've been sipping too much chicken soup? Then this book is for you.
Here are 365 splendidly bitter daily meditations that will appeal to the cynic in you. Nowhere else will you find such odes to self-absorption as:
·Today I will equate material possessions with love.
·Today I will taunt others until they cry, then tell them they are too sensitive.
·Today I will make a new friend based solely on how he or she can further my career.
·Today I will respect my need to sabotage everyone else's success.


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About Sarah Wells

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Sarah Wells considers herelf a seasoned victim of the self-help craze. She lives in Pittsburgh, where she works as a practicing therapist. She would love to hear your cynical affirmations. Send them to publicity@primapub.com

About Ann Thornhill

Ann Thornhill - Today I Will Nourish My Inner Martyr
Ann Thornhill considers herself a seasoned victim of the self-help craze. She lives in Pittsburgh, where she works as a freelance writer. She would love to hear your cynical affirmations. Send them to publicity@primapub.com
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