If I had known that particular country club was charging extra for a side of ketchup, decapitating mentally retarded kids behind hole 11 of the golf course, training husbands in cutting edge submission tactics, placing a close circuit camera on the floor of the women's bathroom, propitiating Newt, Rush and other Republican friends, and, selling the limbs of the decapitated kids to various local merchants  for God knows what, I would of never sat on the verandah and ordered that second martini. Never! Sally liked men in pick-up trucks. Bill had a blue Ford & a twinkle in his eye. No one ever saw Sally again.
		Copyright © 1997 Alison Dorfman.