1. You have imbibed just a little too much medicinal alcohol and said something you might later regret to the perfect stranger in the seat next to you on a plane. Or train. Or bar ...
That's the truth! Well, now and then. Never—cross my heart.

2. You have sashayed buoyantly through a public place—for example, an airport—believing you are turning heads with your great style, only to discover you're trailing toilet paper and/or your blouse is undone, revealing your somewhat decrepit lingerie.
That's the truth! Well, now and then. Never—cross my heart.

3. You've entertained the thought—just the thought—that the person you are dating is not your perfect mate because of that person's uncanny resemblance to a mass-produced fashion doll.
That's the truth! Well, now and then. Never—cross my heart.

4. You weigh 10-15 pounds more than you admit to. Always.
That's the truth! Well, now and then. Never—cross my heart.

5. You don't like one of your colleagues so much that you periodically spike her (nasty) plant with orange juice or the like.
That's the truth! Well, now and then. Never—cross my heart.

6. You have, on occasion, embellished your job description in an effort to stop your family from comparing you unfavorably with your least-likable cousin.
That's the truth! Well, now and then. Never—cross my heart.

7. You keep some comfort items in your home—your favorite childhood bedspread, or that ever-so-comfy sweatshirt—that must be hidden when certain nearly-significant-others come by.
That's the truth! Well, now and then. Never—cross my heart.

8. You pray that your family—or close friend—won't actually show up for a company event, lest you need to explain them to your colleagues, or listen in horror as they loudly ask: "Is that's the one you were talking about when you called her a ...".
That's the truth! Well, now and then. Never—cross my heart.

9. You have just a few little secrets that you swear you will never tell a soul—until you do.
That's the truth! Well, now and then. Never—cross my heart.

10. Even when you come clean, there are just a few things that maybe—just maybe—he doesn't need to know.
That's the truth! Well, now and then. Never—cross my heart.

That's the truth!

Well, now and then.

Never—cross my heart.