1. Rationalized an accessory purchase this way: "If I had it, I wouldn't need to buy any new clothes. Ever. Who needs a new skirt when you have the hippest bag in town?"
Of course. Who wouldn't? On occasion. Nope, never.

2. Used a pair of shoes as the lynchpin in a key negotiation?
Of course. Who wouldn't? On occasion. Nope, never.

3. Spent a lot of time getting ready for an important event since it's obvious you'll always remember what you were wearing for it?
Of course. Who wouldn't? On occasion. Nope, never.

4. Counted your lucky stars that you don't have one "special occasion dress"? (Like your mother does.)
Of course. Who wouldn't? On occasion. Nope, never.

5. Thrown stuff in a suitcase for an unexpected, must-pack-now trip, only to stop yourself moments before departure when you realized that the whole it-doesn't-matter-what-I-take strategy really doesn't work for you?
Of course. Who wouldn't? On occasion. Nope, never.

6. Gone on a hike carrying Evian facial spritzer and a manicure kit?
Of course. Who wouldn't? On occasion. Nope, never.

7. Phoned a friend's mom when you were having trouble getting that friend on the phone?
Of course. Who wouldn't? On occasion. Nope, never.

8. Done all your food shopping at a department store?
Of course. Who wouldn't? On occasion. Nope, never.

9. Bought a Miu Miu hair clip as an "investment" for your child?
Of course. Who wouldn't? On occasion. Nope, never.

10. Decided you need someone to teach you new ways ... like Yoda?
Of course. Who wouldn't? On occasion. Nope, never.

11. Informed you mother-in-law you're planning to name your baby Pomegranate or Armeggedon, just to wind her up?
Of course. Who wouldn't? On occasion. Nope, never.

12. Been anyone's muse?
Of course. Who wouldn't? On occasion. Nope, never.

Of course. Who wouldn't?

On occasion.

Nope, never.